This guy was sitting in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news
 first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
 
 "Give me the bad news first."
 
 "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
 
 "That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear
 the terrible news."
 
 "The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."