Late one night in the capitol city a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into
 the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
 
 "Give me your money!" he demanded.
 
 Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a U.S.
 Congressman!"
 
 "In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"