Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led
 down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them
 last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final
 prayer had been said among the participants.
 
 The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a
 last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance
 music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
 "Certainly," replied the warden.
 
 He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is
 your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."